3 wishes

[الشركسية]

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a Storybook myth.

I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.See this map?

I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."


The genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years..

I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another Wish and please be reasonable."


The woman thought for a minute and said , "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,is great in dealing with me, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."


The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the DAMN map again."

[creator]

thank u

good one

i've edit some words so it's good now for puplish.

[الشركسية]

thank u

good one

i've edit some words so it's good now for puplish.


Thanks that is better

[أبو الزوز]

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a Storybook myth.

I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.See this map?

I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."


The genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years..

I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another Wish and please be reasonable."


The woman thought for a minute and said , "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,is great in dealing with me, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."


The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the DAMN map again."


LOL
good one :give:

[الشركسية]

LOL
good one :give:


You really like it

[Caramel]

looool funny :bg:

thanks sharkaseye :give:

[الشركسية]

looool funny :bg:

thanks sharkaseye :give:

soo nice

[ShawaGaH]

:l:

Thank U :give:


I dont think that anyone can solve the Middle Eastern Problem except us, Arabs, and God only knows when it will be solved :idk:


i hope its some time soon


Thanx again :e:

[الشركسية]

:l:

Thank U :give:


I dont think that anyone can solve the Middle Eastern Problem except us, Arabs, and God only knows when it will be solved :idk:


i hope its some time soon


Thanx again :e:


Yes you are right, i hope so

thanks very much